Look, I’m not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven’t always been an...– Arnold Rimmer’s farewell speech - Red Dwarf (via 5feet12inches)
Too weird to live, Too rare to die– Hunter S. Thompson (via dani-sometimes)
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Sketchbook Story Time.: Jerk Teddy Bear →
neil-gaiman: Every now and again, fundrawtime posts a sketch and a poem or story to go with it. The poems tend to be heartbreaking, the drawings funny, and there’s a sweet-and-sour quality to the mix. Here’s one I like: fundrawtime: Teddy Bears can be jerks. He told me I knew him better than anyone. He wanted to talk to me first when he was scared or extremely happy or sad. Then one day he...
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